GayDangermouse's ramblings

Weekend Update

2005-05-16T00:06:00.000-07:00

Well I had the weekend off - accomplished zero. I think I am becoming depressed again. All I do is work, only have a few friends.

I watched Intervention on A&E tonite, and it made me sad. Some cute guy with a caring boyfriend was addicted to Crystal Meth. I wanted to be the tweakers boyfriend, help him, care for him. They guy had an awesome boyfriend, but all he did was sleep around and get stoned.

Maybe that's why I want a dog. Somebody to love unconditionally.

The tweaker was self medicating, and that's what I do. No, I don't do drug. I work, I get so psyched up to face the work world, then come home and I don't want to face anyone. And then the whole routine starts again for me the next day. When I have time off, I am so mentally exhausted from putting a show on for the world, I cannot face anyone.

maybe if I try to put more of my feelings down on paper, I can help myself.

I could have gone for a coffee, or a bike ride, or gone shopping. I did nothing. But I relaxed and prepared myself for the work week.

Well there you have it. MSN messenger on all day, no one chatted me. But I am just as guilty, I chatted no one either.

Woke up this morning and my cat threw up on my sheets. Now that I am ready for bed, I just remembered that - had all day to wash sheets - oops.

Nite all my Penfolds

I've got my left eye on you

2005-05-02T22:56:00.000-07:00

Ya.....

So my eye surgery last week, kinda blew up. I knew on Friday (2 days after the surgery) it just wasn't right, talked to the nurse at the clinic, and she said to wait till Monday. So being a good little patient, I waited until Monday, and gave them a ring. Come right down she says.

Okay, so I shower, phone rings again while I am shaving, and I get shaving cream all inside it, and it stops working. Great. So I blow it (hahahhahaha), try to clean all of the intricate crevices (hahahahha), and eventually get the radiation flowing again from my beloved Cell Phone.

Arrive at the Dr.'s office downtown, two different nurses look at my eye, declare "its not that bad". Hmmm maybe I am imagining it, but to me my eye looks only slightly better then pre-surgery. The Surgeon approaches, looks at my eye, for all of 20 seconds, then asks the nurse to prep me for surgery again LOL!!!! He definitely was not happy with the results, and could tell instantly they eyelid dropped. So the nurse gives me a bag of ice for numbness, then the Dr comes in, jabs a needle into my eye to freeze it (I want my local anesthetic again!!!!), and starts to yank on my eye, removing 5 day old sutchers, then yanks on my eye some more, brings out his buck knife (I mean scalpel), then proceeds to thread his needle with his thread and sews my eyelid like a drunken sailor repairing a sail. He yanks, and tugs (just like that drunken sailor in my dreams lol), and eventually closes me up. Yep looks better. Painful? Yes. Bags of ice for me await at home again.

Now, if I can only find that randy drunken sailor and show him how to thread his needle!!!

Laters

Dangermouse

Eye Surgery

2005-04-30T23:21:00.000-07:00

Yep, had my eye surgery this week.....

It was kindo of interesting being awake during the procedure. At one point, I said to the surgeon, why can I smell burning hair? His reply, was matter of fact, and he stated "that's not burning hair you can smell, that's Eau du Andy's flesh" Luvely, burning flesh smells like burning hair, who would have thunk it?

Well the recovery has being going well, I am bored out of my mind, and I am not even sure if it worked, seems to me my eye looks exactly the same!!!! GRRR.... I am going to have to go and see him on Monday, see if he can adjust it!

Course, during my first week off, I have discovered my Irish roots, my real Irish name is "Padraig Kavanagh"! Click here to find out your real Irish name!!!!

http://www.blogthings.com/irishnamegenerator/outcome.php

Its Loads o fun!!!!

Anywhoo, more posts are sure to follow!!

Alive

2005-02-14T13:08:00.000-08:00

Yes dear blog....and anonomous poster, I am here....maybee I will update my blog on my Days off Tommorow....Please send a post making me update!!! That gets me motivated!!!!

OMG somebody actually read this!!!!

Eeeek

2005-01-05T23:13:00.000-08:00

I just updated my blog with a LOOOOOOONG post and it got deleted.....UGH!!!

How pissed am I about that!!! ALOT.......!!!!

Well here's the summary:

blah
blah
pissed off
fun times
blah
cute guy
blah

there that sums it up

Luv Ya

GayDangermouse

2005-01-05T23:12:00.000-08:00

Alive

2004-11-12T01:23:00.000-08:00

Yes I am alive, will post something soon LOL

Again, lazy in posting

2004-09-30T11:52:00.000-07:00

Yeah so I had the day off yesterday, and did I post in my blog?
NO!!!

Ooops, me bad!

So my friend Alexis and her fiance Russ's engagement is off - they broke up! I was looking forward to a wedding in December! I was supposed to go the Roost to celebrate with her, and make fun of Russ stripping in amateur strip, but I slagged her off, kinda feel guilty, but hey whatever!

On more exciting news, I might be going to Toronto in November on a cheap seat sale! Yay me!

I found Eminem's new song "Just Lose It" online. Yay me, it just rox. Please Eminem will you marry me? We have so much in common, you so hot and funny, and have an awesome body, and I like to worship you! LOL Honest, we could bring in Vanilla Ice into our relationship, cause lord knows he's hot as well!!!!

uh huh

Its funny how when an ex-boyfriend is broke and has no job, how they message you and ask to borrow money, but when they find a job, they don't seem to message you back or offer to repay the money huh? Makes you wonder what sort of person they are deep down inside, and what sort of person is the better one by not asking for the money back. Funny how life is eh? And just for fun, let me add this, it was me who always supported him, and he broke up with me. Life is full of wonderful people eh? But I am not bitter, I was infact glad to help him, that's who I am, Helpful GayDangermouse is my name. I don't like to see anybody go without, which is another reason I want to rescue a dog from the Animal Shelter, but the housemate/landlord/bestfriend wont let me!!!!!

Its All good, cept when someone gets there eye poked out, with a red hot poker - that's just not nice!

Later gators,

GayDangermouse

Ignoring You

2004-09-25T11:06:00.000-07:00

Yes dear blog, I have been ignoring you. I bought a new game so I have been playing it like mad. So much so, that my digits on my hand hurt. What game you ask? Why Star Wars BattleFront of course. Yay Me!!!!!!!

Its lots o fun!!!!!!

I was supposed to go to a party last night, but it got cancelled :( GRRRRRR

But I did find this interesting link! Warning, extreme language (if you think the word 'fuck', or 'bastard' or 'shit' is extreme; personally I don't).
Somebody tell me how to make this link clickable! http://illwillpress.com/tech.html

Anywhoo, I guess I should go practice for the Intergaltic Civil War that will inevitably happen; cause you don't want this to happen, do you? Do You??? DO YOU!!!???!?!??!!?

Later peeeps,
GayDangermouse

Strange

2004-09-19T10:59:00.000-07:00

My old Cell Phone that was disconected just rang. I was also able to call out. Does that mean I get free calls on it? Hmmmmmm.... Whats the number for a Chinese Take Away In Birminham, or that tasty Chip and Curry place in Briton??????

Aye Matey

2004-09-19T10:45:00.000-07:00

Ahoy Land Lubbers,

Cool, met a nice guy online. Seen him on before, we exchanged witty humour, and discused laundry!!!! It was fun, yet kinky.

Wait, thats just sick ;)

Anywhoo I am off to make lunchies for workies, cause I am working overtime'ies

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day

Rrrrrrg, I'll stick my hook in yer blowhole

GayDangermouse (AKA today as GayDangermouse-Pirate)

I am dumb

Can't think of a quirky title

2004-09-18T13:05:00.000-07:00

Yeah so I went out for Starbux with my friend Alexis, and met her fiancee. He seems like a nice guy, he is bi-sexual and Hot!!! And He looks so familiar. Wow. Is he hot lol!!!! We had a good time talking and yaking, had a few latte's and enjoyed ourselves. Alexis and Russ are having a housewarming party next weekend, I am sooooo excited about going. It is going to be a blast!

Here's a picture of the two of them together at Starbux, courtesy of my camera phone. Yeah Yeah I know, I gotta get a pic of me up here sometime!!!!

Going off to do the work thing now.

Laters,

GayDangermouse

Wedding (not mine)

2004-09-16T13:16:00.000-07:00

Eeek, my friend Alexis got engaged!!!!! Little strange circumstances, but she is getting hitched! Gonna go out for coffee tomorrow for all the low down!

Slept In....

2004-09-16T09:26:00.000-07:00

Busy, crazy day yesterday. Had a doctors appointment. Then I thought I had a lunch meeting on my day off. No sir. IT was the day before, I had written the day down wrong. Eeek, me bad. So my car was acting like the shit. Ever since crappy tire replaced my alternator it hasn't run right, and I barely made it into crappy tire, dropped the keys off, and said "Fix it - you broke it last time". I then assumed a fetal position and sobbed uncontrollably mumbling something about Internal Combustion Engines.

After picking myself up off the floor, I went and sat in McDonald's for an hour, then went to Second Cup for an hour. Then I wandered around some stores, before returning to crappy tire prepared to through a tantrum when they presented my bill. The tears were just about to well up, when the mechanic said "Here's Your keys, no charge, we fucked up before" I then grabbed the mechanic and passionately embraced him, and shuved my tongue down his throat.

Well not really, but I did thank him.

Then I decided to shed my Shaggy hair cut, and went to get a haircut, and got some blonde highlights in it. I am already blonde (a dirty blonde) (as in hair color, but I am a dirty blonde in bed as well), and was pleased with the results. I might take a picture later and post it here. EEEEK, beware of Killer Bunnies, bearing new hair cuts.

Upon return to my humble abode, I began the task of cleaning and laundry. After the first load was done, I promptly (read hours later) went to put it in the dryer, but my dress shirt got caught up in the works. I couldn't budge it. It was stuck good.

So off I went for a steak dinner with my housemate Jordan. Steak good - lots of blood - need more blood - off to blood bank - where's my blood. You sort of get the idea.

Came home, and the protein boost I got from having eaten half a cow with the flesh still moving, I was able to get my shirt untangled.

Slept in, missed my shift at my second job. Ooops. Told them I was having car problems again! HaHaHaHa!!!

Poor Puppy

2004-09-15T17:03:00.000-07:00

Well my parents are back from holidays. It was the first time their (read mine) dog has been in kennels since his mother died there the last time they went away (long sad story, I will tell it to you over a bottle of Vodka, and a bag of Dorito's sometime). Well apparently he destroyed the kennel he was in, and he is just covered in cuts all of his face. Poor little bugger.

Well by little, I mean 50kgs, over over 100lbs.

He completely lost his voice, which is strange cause he's not a barker. The only time he barks is when the doorbell rings and its Bob Barker offering to neuter or spade him (read "snip his balls off").

And here he is, in all his glory, courtesy of my camera phone!!!!

Oh My, Starry Eyed Surprise

2004-09-12T10:32:00.000-07:00

Eeeeek! Its Sunday, and surprise, surprise, I have to work!!! Such is the life of a working stiff like me! On a positive note, the zit on my face is gone - YAY!

Both jobs tomorrow, so likely no post tomorrow. I can see most of you crying in your Frosted Flakes (Therrrreeeeee GRRRRREAT!) about that.

On a positive note, someone posted a comment. Thx Kerry!!!! I am not alone in this blog Universe after all.

Salutations

GayDangermouse

It was a dark and stormy night LOL

2004-09-11T11:36:00.000-07:00

Its so dark and gloomy outside. Where is the Indian Summer? GRRRR Wow! I won $10 on the lottery last night, now I can retire! But I spent $10 on something to eat at Macs last night at 2am, so my profits have been washed away!

I bought an Armada Transformer the other day - its kinda like LEGO and a transformer, but I cant quite figure out how to build the LEGO part of it, D'oh!

Going to be another busy week at work with another Hurricane approaching - there is going to be some overtime. I work till midnight again on Sunday night, then work both jobs on Monday....So I will be a tired bunny. MUST SLEEP IN ON SUNDAY MORNING MUST!!!

I think my car is acting up again, not sure what I am going to do about it. My parents get back from there holiday today, I guess I should go over and see them tomorrow or something. Not that I really want to, but as the good son, maybe I should go over Sunday Lunch.

I still have to make my Lunch for tonite at work. Hmmm what to make. Course the easy way out, is just to go the mall for my Lunch!

Why do I get the feeling this blog has become lame?????

EEEEK!!!

2004-09-10T12:23:00.000-07:00

Finally, I think I have figured out to add photo's correctly to my blog. Lots of Uploading to my Shaw site, and playing around with Front Page Express, but yes, I think I have the nack!!!! It did indeed, as the photo's below show, snow on Thursday. What a shock. It was cold, snowy, and rainy. Today is of course still cold. Look for more pictures in my blog soon!!!!

I died my pants again, and I still not happy with the results, so I am going to keep washing the legs of my cargo pants, every time I do a load of colours, to try and fade them. They are much darker then the shorts, and I keep dyeing the shorts, but they don't seem to match the legs GRRRRRR, kind of a bitter point with me.

Does anyone read this????

I saw some cool html stuff on the Screen Savers that will sort of "pull" the info from I-Tunes and publish your current song you are listening to. Gotta play around with that for a bit to see if I can get it to work.

Yesterday and today was Payday, and all my bills are paid, and I have some cash!!! WOO HOO!!!!! I have to just pay my Bank Loan and Staples bill with my next cheque. Do I hear shopping for clothes soon in my future???? Maybe!!!

Wonder what the hell happened to KC. Haven't seen him online, in oh about 6 months. Hope he is okay.

I made DVD copies of PayCheque and Passion of the Christ yesterday, I will have to watch them sometime!!!!

Well I guess I should make some lunch or something.

More updates soon!!!!!

More Proof of existence of the colour of white

2004-09-10T11:04:00.000-07:00

Yes, another picture of the snow from yesterday!!!!!

SNOW!!!!

2004-09-09T13:40:00.000-07:00

yes it snowed today!!!!

Here's the proof!!!!!

Sorry

2004-09-08T10:42:00.000-07:00

Dear Blog,

Sorry for ignoring you for 5 days - been very busy

Love,

Dangermouse

Sleep

2004-09-04T01:19:00.000-07:00

Now I am so wound up from my last blog post I cant sleep. Thx

15 Billion? 15 Billion?

2004-09-04T01:08:00.000-07:00

So a friend or acquaintance of mine has some pyramid scheme thingy going, with some crazy 10 year business plan to make 15 Billion in 10 years. Like come on...."Direct Marketing" or "networking" that basically sells Dial Up internet and silly web pages? I asked him if he wanted my shrinks number. And I was dead serious. Dream big, dream, but don't be fucking Delusional. Canadian Tire, and Telus had sales of about 7 Billion dollars last year, and they are HUGE company's. This made me so mad, he has been brainwashed by the Pyramid Builders.

Delusional he is. Sick he is. Come on buddy get a grip. If you want a real business plan - aim for like 50 Grand the first year. And maybe double your sales in 3 - 5 years. But don't sit there telling me your going to make 15Billion in 10 years with some marketing plan. Fuck. Invent a cure for cancer or Aids, then I will accept your 15 Billion sales figures.

Just my 2 cents, or 15 Billion as the case maybe.

Holy Technical Day Batman

2004-09-03T13:23:00.000-07:00

Well I went out and got Shaw Extreme yesterday. Holy lightning speeds Batman! Very fast speeds, I am quite happy with it. Then I downloaded SP2 for XP, everything seems to be running smooth right now, no problems so far. Then I got GMAIL!!!!!!! 1GB of storage space baby!!!!! I am feeling so proud. Now just have to wait for the Shaw Bandwidth police to come and haul me to bandwidth Jail!!!!

So I dyed my pants yesterday, the results were not perfect, I am going to have to dye them again. I went into Safeway last night, they don't even have Green Dye, so I am going to have to stop in at Save On Foods and pick some up. This morning I made a huge thing of Pasta Salad, so I will have lunch for a few days. I had some today, it was quite good *YUM*

When the fuck is Krispy Kreme gonna open up????!!!!???!?!?

I telephoned Canada Post about my Express Post package that was supposed to take 3 days to deliver, but took 9; they are sending me a refund cheque of $50.00 Yay me!!!! Gonna kick some Canada Post Ass!!!!

Sad news about Bill Clinton's bypass surgery, hope he is okay....I liked him as a President....Just not my President! I am sure its gonna be a busy weekend at work with the hurricane baring down on Florida. What else is in the news? Hmmmm the Ruskies screwed up a hostage taking, and probably a couple hundred kids dead. Way to go Russia, no wonder your the envy of the world! LOL

Well shower time for me, and then off to work.

Just some musings....

2004-09-02T10:52:00.000-07:00

I had a day off yesterday, and it was soooooooo relaxing. I never left my house once. Not once. I did about 4 loads of laundry, totally cleaned my place, then vegged all night infront of the TV. I swear to god its been about 2 months since all I did was sit and watch TV. There was still nothing on LOL! But it sure was relaxing. My housemate Jordan got G-mail!!!!! I hate him!!!!!

But on a brighter side, I am going to take our cable modem in later on today, and we are going to get Shaw Extreme! I think right now we have 3Mbs down, Extreme offers 5 Mbs down, so get ready Shaw Bandwidth Police, downloading massive amounts of movies, music and porn in: 3...2...1... DOWNLOAD!!!!!!

I have a pair of green cargo pants I just love, but the shorts are way lighter then the pants, cause I was wearing them, and not the pants, so I am trying to dye them right now. I am actually typing here with my fingers crossed, cause I really want it to work, so 'scuse the typing mistakes!!!

Wow - I cant believe how I have stuck with my blog. I am going to start to experiment with putting more pictures in here, and maybe some links as well. Yeah, Yeah, don't hold your breath all at once!!!!

I wish it was payday Thursday today. What would I do with money? Hmmmmm....Bills, bills, bills, smokes, bills, gas, bills, ... On the other hand if payday never comes, I don't have to pay bills right? RIGHT?

Well I am off to see the people at Shaw!!!

Busy day

2004-08-31T08:58:00.000-07:00

Well I called my grandfather for his 90th birthday on Sunday. Course I dont have a home phone so I called on my cell, quite sure Bell Mobility is going to gang rape me for the charges on that one! The first five minutes of the call consisted of me saying "Happy Birthday Grandad, its your grandson Andy", the response was "Who? I cant hear anything?" In the background, there was much shouting about "Turn up yer deaf aide Bill", and more clinking of booze bottles; "Happy Birthday Grandad, Its your grandson Andy!!!!", and predictably in a more slured voice, "Who???? I cant hear " Eventually we established it was indeed his grandson calling, and he started telling me some story, but I didnt understand - he really had been into the whisky!!!! He was thrilled to bits, I had called, and raved to my mom later on how nice it was I had called. I figure if you make it to 90 years old, you have every right to get plastered!

I ended up working overtime on Sunday, and did indeed get up early enough for my shift at Save on Foods yesterday. After work I went and got my car registered, drove the dog to the kennels, then had a nap. I went out wo a movie with Annie, and I bought the tickets and Haggen Daz as punishment for standing her up on Saturday night!!!!! We went to see Collateral with Tom Cruise, and I thorougly enjoyed it. After the movie, I went grocery shopping with Annie, I finally have more in my fridge besides the milk and cat food that have been sitting there for a week! I got home at midnite, never turned on the computer, and watched TechTV for a while before collapsing. I never watched much of the Olympics when they wer on, but I did check out some of the diving. The hotest guy was indeed the Canadian, and he had the biggest package too!!!!!

Sunday Morning

2004-08-29T10:11:00.000-07:00

Well Friday night, I didn't go to Buddy's because Alexis was real tired, which was a real good thing cause I was pretty tired as well. Yesterday was crazy busy at work, I was supposed to be at 8:30 and go to the movies to see The Exorcist with Annie, but I totally forgot about it and stayed and worked a 12 hours shift. I feel real bad and guilty, so I am going to get her a "I'm sorry" funny type of card. The overtime will be nice, but I must make myself promise to go to the movies this week with Annie - I have been promising for weeks!!!!!

My silly car is acting up again, I keep thinking I have fixed it, but after a few days, it is still shorting out, so I need to tape some wires with electrical tape to see if that solves the problem. Its beginning to be a hassle. To get to the fuse box, I have to disassemble half of the engine, and remove the washer fluid receptacle. And I know nothing about cars, so I don't know if I am doing it right. A gay guy with a wrench is not a pretty sight!

I still haven't bought my nieces anything for their first birthday. I am going to stop in a Toys R Us before work and get a couple of Gift Certificates for them, if I can drag myself out of my boxers and into the shower with enough time before work!

Today is my grandfathers 90th birthday - wow! I can only hope I make it to 90 years old, what a change he has seen in the world in his 90 years. I wish I was in England to wish him Happy Birthday in person, I hope my card made it to him in time.

Tomorrow will be crazy - I have to work at my part-time job at Save On Foods at 5:30 am, when I am done, I have to take my parents dog to the kennels, my registration is due on the car, I HAVE to grocery shopping, and maybe go to the movies with Annie. Somebody needs to make more hours in the day, we should start a petition!

Wow...First post

2004-08-27T10:36:00.000-07:00

Yep....this is my first post. Well I had a blog before, but I was too busy, too tired, to confusing to really put some effort into it. So I am gonna try to update this daily with lifes nuances, some thoughts, happenings, and mindless dribble.

My cousin Max goes back to South Africa today after coming over for her mothers funeral. I am so gonna miss her again, it was sad to see her go - I fear I will never see her again. She tells me South Africa is a great country, and she doesn't live to far from the gay capital of Africa (Cape Town), but I kinda really have no desire to go. I'd much rather go back to England, or to Berlin or even LA!!!!!

It has been such a busy two weeks with my Aunts death, and going to Calgary so much, that I have laundry and cleaning to do, but I am not in the mood. I also gotta figure out a time to go grocery shopping, I am sick of eating out all the time, my fridge basically contains milk and some frozen potatoes that once were McCain French Fries.

Tonite after work I am going out to Buddys with Alexis and some of her friends. I get to meet her boyfriend who supposedly looks just like Vannilla Ice - and he's bi-sexual LOL! Terry keeps calling me, but I don't want to date an alcoholic, but the nice guy inside of me says I should invite him, but he's a strange bloke. He wants to do stuff with me, but then the alcoholic takes over and he gets mad....for a month now he says he's going intoRehab, but if it was me I would have been in Rehab along time ago. I think he would turn into a user....a user of booze, drugz, and people, so I will not be dating him!!!! Jaime - I am confused about him. Does he like me or not? I thought we got along great, I called him lots, and he called me, we spent the night together, but again I am unsure. I don't get a connection with him. Yeah he has a nice place, cool looking loft, but tiny! Wow.....my closet is practically bigger then his place, and I am out of it!!!!!

Work has been going good, I am finally getting into it. Sometimes some of the people piss me off. There are obviously some gay guys there. One guy, I don't know what he does, but I swear he had no underwear on yesterday. He was sitting in his chair, kinda gay like, you know how we do, and his pants were quite low, showing off a nice a butt, and hello....no underwear shown!!!!

Well, not bad for a first post...I kinda enjoyed it, now I think I will like in my ecstasy!!!

Later peeps